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"You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of 'accidentally' brand each other every once in a whil"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound I hear and it w"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works."
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You gotta have a dream. If you don't have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true (South Pacific)"
By Oscar Hammerstein, II
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"Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can ki"
By Robert Anson Heinlein
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"You can never step into the same river for new waters are always flowing on to you."
By Heraclitus
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"You could not step twice into the same river for other waters are ever flowing on to you."
By Heraclitus
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"You must lose a fly to catch a trout."
By George Herbert
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"Your mental attitude is someting you can control outright and you must use self-discipline until you create a Positive Mental At"
By Napolean Hill
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"You don't have to fear defeat if you believe it may reveal powers that you didn't know you possessed."
By Napolean Hill
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"You defeated me But you won't defeat me again Because you have grown all you can grow.... but I am still growing (about Mount Ev"
By Sir Edmund Hillary
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"You've got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how t"
By Billie Holiday
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"You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish, attain any reasonable objective you may have in mind--no"
By William E. Holler
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"You manage things you lead people."
By Grace Murray Hopper
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"You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows."
By William Peter Horn
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"Your central self is totally untouched By grief, confusion, desperation."
By Vernon Howard
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"You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap or the soreness or all the aches and pains,"
By Gordie Howe
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