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Quotes by Abigail van Buren

"In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today."
By Abigail Van Buren
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"Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!"
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"Fight fire with fire, and all you'll end up with is ashes."
By Abigail Van Buren
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"Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only"
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"It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister."
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