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"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."
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"Optimization hinders evolution."
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"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
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"If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works"
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"Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA."
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"Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME."
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"Don't steal. The government hates competition."
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"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages."
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"Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of."
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"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."
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"BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company"
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"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."
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"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though."
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"The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing."
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"I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself."
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"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
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"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
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"COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key."
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"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time."
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"Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted."
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"That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown"
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"The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out..."
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"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."
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"A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune."
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"Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye."
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