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Quotes by Bill Watterson

"I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us."
By Bill Watterson
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"I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport."
By Bill Watterson
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"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'"
By Bill Watterson
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"I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal."
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"I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
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"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
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"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact"
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"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin"
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"Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists,"
By Bill Watterson
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"My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin"
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"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin"
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"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."
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"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."
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"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
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