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Quotes by Brendan Francis Behan

"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you."

By Brendan Francis Behan

"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themsel"

By Brendan Francis Behan

"I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."

By Brendan Francis Behan

"Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount."

By Brendan Francis Behan

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"Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and"

"I think my favorite monster movie is 'Gone With the Wind', because it has that ear monster and that big-dress monster."

"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic."

"I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little"

"If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but I'd try to f"

"I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals."