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"We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it."
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By Dave Barry
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"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report."
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"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
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"As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved."
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"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to."
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"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,"
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"Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming"
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"In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn"
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"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've though"
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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life with"
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"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter"
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"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign o"
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