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Quotes by David Bissonette
"They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."
By David Bissonette
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"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
By David Bissonette
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"But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save me, from the candid friend."
By David Bissonette
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