David Eddings, King of the Murgos List of quotes page 1

Quotes by David Eddings, King of the Murgos

"No day in which you learn something is a complete loss."

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"If I could be a bird, I think I'd be a penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of other guys like me."

"Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn't there a saying that if it comes off in your hand, you ca"

"Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese 'gems' from burgl"

"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like y"

"If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't i"

"I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the br"

"Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve something that stings you, then laughs at you."