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Quotes by Emo Phillips
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
By Emo Phillips
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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
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"People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?""
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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained"
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"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
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"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
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