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Quotes by Erma Bombeck
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"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
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By Erma Bombeck
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, I"
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"There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put"
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"People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actual"
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"A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with o"
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"We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad"
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"Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best."
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"... it's simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are times when one child is simply defending his rights"
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