Enter your search terms
Submit search form
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Quotes by Eugene Lam
"Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel."
By Eugene Lam
Send to friend
Page(s)
1
Home
View Authors
View Quotes
Random quotes
"It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs."
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, 'Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me.'"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"Laurie got offended that I used the word 'puke.' But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast."
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size,"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would jus"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
