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Quotes by Garry Shandling

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody."
By Garry Shandling
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"I have such poor vision I can date anybody."
By Garry Shandling
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"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."
By Garry Shandling
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