George Bernerd Shaw List of quotes page 1

Quotes by George Bernerd Shaw

"To drift is to be in hell; to be in heaven is to steer."

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"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if"

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back."