Enter your search terms
Submit search form
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Quotes by Guy Goden
"Celibacy is not hereditary."
By Guy Goden
Send to friend
Page(s)
1
Home
View Authors
View Quotes
Random quotes
"He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kis"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, 'If I have co"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's und"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it did"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an an"
By Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Send to friend
|
Post to mySpace/your site
|
Comments (0)
