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Quotes by Herb Caen
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."
By Herb Caen
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"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."
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"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."
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"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
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"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."
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"There are more of them than us."
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"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."
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"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."
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"There are more of them than us."
By Herb Caen
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"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."
By Herb Caen
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"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
By Herb Caen
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"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."
By Herb Caen
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