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"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
By Franoise Sagan
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"Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy I don't know and I don't care."
By William Safire
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"The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither be fired nor impeached."
By William Safire
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"Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in politics is You can't beat Somebody with Nobody"
By William Safire
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"No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet."
By William Safire
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"One difference between French appeasement and American appeasement is that France pays ransom in cash and gets its hostages back"
By William Safire
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"I want my questions answered by an alert and experienced politician, prepared to be grilled and quoted-not my hand held by an ol"
By William Safire
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