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Quotes by Jean Kerr
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"One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind."
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By Jean Kerr
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"Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite."
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By Jean Kerr
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"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
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By Jean Kerr
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"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
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By Jean Kerr
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"I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
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By Jean Kerr
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"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because t"
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By Jean Kerr
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"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left."
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By Jean Kerr
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then h"
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"Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye."
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By Jean Kerr
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"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."
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By Jean Kerr
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"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas"
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By Jean Kerr
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"The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."
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By Jean Kerr
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"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
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