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Quotes by Jerry Scott, Baby Blues: Ten Years and Still in Diapers
"Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator door?"
By Jerry Scott, Baby Blues: Ten Years and Still in Diapers
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