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Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
By Jerry Seinfeld
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"There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family.""
By Jerry Seinfeld
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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
By Jerry Seinfeld
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"Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom."
By Jerry Seinfeld
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"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
By Jerry Seinfeld
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"The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be."
By Jerry Seinfeld
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"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
By Jerry Seinfeld
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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
By Jerry Seinfeld
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"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
By Jerry Seinfeld
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