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Quotes by Joan Rivers
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'"
By Joan Rivers
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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl."
By Joan Rivers
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"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."
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"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
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"Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly -- hurt, bitterness, grief and, m"
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"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
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