Google

#  A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z

Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

"SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary."
By Joe Bob Briggs
Send to friend


Page(s)   1 
Home
View Authors
View Quotes
 

Random quotes

"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit rema"
By Neil Gaiman
Send to friend | Post to mySpace/your site | Comments (0)

"Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently mai"
By James A. Garfield
Send to friend | Post to mySpace/your site | Comments (0)

"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck."
By James A. Garfield
Send to friend | Post to mySpace/your site | Comments (0)

"Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know that you have a reserve in yourself that you have more power"
By James A. Garfield
Send to friend | Post to mySpace/your site | Comments (0)

"History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning its two eyes are geography and chronology."
By James A. Garfield
Send to friend | Post to mySpace/your site | Comments (0)

"The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it."
By Glaser and Way
Send to friend | Post to mySpace/your site | Comments (0)

"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very"
By Pierre Gallois
Send to friend | Post to mySpace/your site | Comments (0)