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Quotes by Joespeh Goebbels

"If you tell a lie -- tell a big one."

By Joespeh Goebbels

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"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."

"If doctors ever tell you that you've 'flipped out,' don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because some"

"I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then"

"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)"

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you."

"If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'"

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him"