John Cleese List of quotes page 1

Quotes by John Cleese

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."

By John Cleese

"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."

By John Cleese

"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'"

By John Cleese

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."

By John Cleese

"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."

By John Cleese

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