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Quotes by John Glenn
"I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets."
By John Glenn
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"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
By John Glenn
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"If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or t"
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"Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when"
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring"
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"If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You"
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"Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship It's simple, it comes"
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"I don't think I'm ever more 'aware' than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer."
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"He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kis"
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