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Quotes by Johnny Carson

"The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars.""
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"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
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"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."
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"Only lie about the future."
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"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. An"
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"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
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"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
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"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
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