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Quotes by Lord Salisbury
"If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe."
By Lord Salisbury
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"If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent if you believe the military"
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