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Quotes by Matt Groening

"Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address."
By Matt Groening
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"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
By Matt Groening
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"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
By Matt Groening
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"Families are about love overcoming emotional torture."
By Matt Groening
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels"
By Matt Groening
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