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Quotes by Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad

"Ed Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."
By Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright s"
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"Frank I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I"
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"Frank Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before birds singing, dew glistening on a newly"
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"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies"
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"Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars."
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