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"Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really well."
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"Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not"
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"Milton And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time,"
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"Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael"
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"Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been w"
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"Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--aft"
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"Samir No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick th"
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"Bob We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incid"
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