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Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse, The Man Upstairs (1914)
"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."
By P. G. Wodehouse, The Man Upstairs (1914)
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