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Quotes by Quentin Crisp

"The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us."
By Quentin Crisp
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"Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?"
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"For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook."
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"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level."
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"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody."
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"The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity."
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"Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress."
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"Decency...must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep."
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"Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever."
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"The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another."
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"One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend."
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"The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once."
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"Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster."
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"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody."
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"Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave."
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"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level."
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"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level."
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"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody."
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"Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all"
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"Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways i"
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"Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery"
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"Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone- but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yiel"
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"Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those"
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"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, Yes, but is it the"
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"Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors."
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