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Quotes by Ronnie Shakes

"I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"
By Ronnie Shakes
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"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"
By Ronnie Shakes
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"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"
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"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought What the hell good would that do"
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"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August."
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"I like life. It's something to do."
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