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Quotes by Stephen Leacock

"I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
By Stephen Leacock
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"Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort."
By Stephen Leacock
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"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
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"A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something."
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"It may be that those who do most, dream most."
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"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel"
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"Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions."
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"I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
By Stephen Leacock
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