Terence (Publius Terentius Afer), The Self-Tormentor (Heautontimoroumenos) List of quotes page 1

Quotes by Terence (Publius Terentius Afer), The Self-Tormentor (Heautontimoroumenos)

"I am a human being, so nothing human is strange to me."

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