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Quotes by Tom Lehrer

"It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year."
By Tom Lehrer
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"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
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"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
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"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
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"The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."
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"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
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"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
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"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
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"The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds o"
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"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that"
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