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Quotes by Tommy Cooper
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
By Tommy Cooper
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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
By Tommy Cooper
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