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Quotes by W. C. Fields

"Never give a sucker an even break."
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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
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"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against."
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"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
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"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. "
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
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"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
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"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy."
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"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
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"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
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"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
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"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother."
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"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
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"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
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"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy."
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"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
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"I never vote for anyone I always vote against."
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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and wat"
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"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed."
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