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"I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and sp"

"Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are"

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time"

"If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but the"

"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, w"

"If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vu"

"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting"