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Quotes by Wilson Mizner

"God help those who do not help themselves."
By Wilson Mizner
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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
By Wilson Mizner
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"I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it."
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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education."
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"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
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"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."
By Wilson Mizner
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"The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book."
By Wilson Mizner
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"Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time."
By Wilson Mizner
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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
By Wilson Mizner
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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
By Wilson Mizner
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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
By Wilson Mizner
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"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
By Wilson Mizner
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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
By Wilson Mizner
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"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."
By Wilson Mizner
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"Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest."
By Wilson Mizner
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"Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen 'Hey, you'"
By Wilson Mizner
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"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
By Wilson Mizner
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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
By Wilson Mizner
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"When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism but when you take it from many writers, it's research."
By Wilson Mizner
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"The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep."
By Wilson Mizner
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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
By Wilson Mizner
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"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
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"The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong."
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"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."
By Wilson Mizner
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"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."
By Wilson Mizner
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