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Quotes by Woody Allen
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"The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more."
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By Woody Allen
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"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
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"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought---particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."
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By Woody Allen
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"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."
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"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to utter hopelessness and despair, the other to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
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"For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal"
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By Woody Allen
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"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have."
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
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By Woody Allen
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